Fast forward to an imaginary early-to-mid 20th-century Middle Earth. The town has been developed:
Its name is now called 'Cheesebridge'. Presumably 'Minas' was modified over time to 'Frominas', and thence to 'Fromage'; just as 'Tirith' softened its initial 't' and mutated into 'férié'. The white tree has long since been lost to the city, but the aristocracy maintain tradition by wearing treetunk-like 'white hats' to signify their authority.
And what of the orcs?
Well, having been repeatedly defeated in battle and subjugated, these beings have lost their more aggressive instincts, taken to wearing discarded cardboard boxes, and now reside in the sewers under the city where they work as garbage men, recycling rubbish into useful equipment whenever possible.
It's at this point that the late Tolkien fanfic movie The Boxtrolls (directed by Graham Annable and Anthony Stacchi, 2014) takes up the story. The twist is that, though the cheese-obsessed citizens of new-Minas-Tirith continue to think of the orcs as monsters, said orcs are actually the good guys. The leaders of Cheesebridge agree to a policy of ethnic cleansing, putting the task in the hands of Archibald Snatcher -- perhaps an individual descended remotely from the old Gondorian king Atanatar II. It's a dark story of persecution and misery, with an improbable ending where the citizens of Minas Tirith completely revise their opinion of the
The only wonder is that the Tolkien Estate hasn't sued.






It sounds like an English version of Ratatouille, judging from the summary of the book. (Maybe the American version is Mrs. Noodlekugel, where the baking mice are even more disgusting (they do however wash their hands), but set in the broader story of "friendly old lady who lives in an old-fashioned house between the impersonal modern high-rises.")
ReplyDeleteNot really: it really is about the decision by humans to exterminate the entire race of boxtrolls, and how a human boy raised in their trollish midst manages to save them.
ReplyDeleteWombles in the age of Rentokil.
ReplyDeleteMark: spot on.
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